{"product_id":"daddy-newson-2026-wall-calendar-monthly-planner-different-theme-for-every-month","title":"Daddy Newson 2026 Wall Calendar | Monthly Planner | Different theme for every month","description":"\u003cp\u003eEver wished your wall décor had more confidence and better hair? Part of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/delightdesigndirect.com\/collections\/gavin-newsom\" title=\"Gavin Newsom Merch\"\u003eGavin Newsom Merch\u003c\/a\u003e collection. Congratulations, your oddly specific dreams have been answered. This is not just a calendar. This is a year-long comedy sketch pretending to be office supplies. Each month features America’s favorite daddy Gavin Newsom in a totally new setting that screams “seasonally relevant masculinity.” January? He’s in a winter lodge with wine like a Hallmark movie hero who wandered onto C-SPAN. August? He’s a commanding lifeguard at the beach, bravely protecting you from sunburn and boring boyfriends. November? He’s serving Thanksgiving dinners to people in need – and somehow still finding the perfect lighting. Is it wholesome? Mostly. Is it silly? Very. Is it just a tiny bit sexy in the way a CVS planner absolutely shouldn’t be? You bet your turtle-neck sweater it is. This parody calendar is the perfect gag gift for: • your best friend who appreciates “dad vibes” • women who find him mysteriously attractive • gay men with excellent taste in absurd political thirst traps • anyone who misses when jokes used to come printed on paper instead of tweeted at 3 a.m. Give it for Valentine’s Day, birthdays, white-elephant parties, or as a surprise present that says: “I support democracy, but I REALLY support good bone structure.” Product Details (said in serious announcer voice) • 12 glorious months of 2026 • High-quality full-color printing • Different tongue-in-cheek scene every month • Wall-hanging format • Works even if you don’t live in California • 3\/8\" silver wire coil binding with centered hanging hole for easy flipping and display • Thick 270 gsm semi-gloss paper for vibrant, crisp photo print quality • Compact 10.8\" × 8.4\" size that fits small walls and workspaces • Clear monthly date grids (holidays not marked) for straightforward planning • Recyclable once binding wire is removed It’s bold. It’s ridiculous. It’s a joke gift that turns “Spreading delight through satire, parody, and puns” into an actual, physical object. Because nothing says “Happy New Year” like giving someone a calendar they have to explain to their parents.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"10.8\" x 8.4\" \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":42936783700081,"sku":"27588159465080901864","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0637\/9287\/3585\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Feb_9_2026_04_59_22_PM.png?v=1770685180","url":"https:\/\/delightdesigndirect.com\/products\/daddy-newson-2026-wall-calendar-monthly-planner-different-theme-for-every-month","provider":"Delight Design Direct ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}