Ever wished your wall décor had more confidence and better hair? Part of our Gavin Newsom Merch collection. Congratulations, your oddly specific dreams have been answered. This is not just a calendar. This is a year-long comedy sketch pretending to be office supplies. Each month features America’s favorite daddy Gavin Newsom in a totally new setting that screams “seasonally relevant masculinity.” January? He’s in a winter lodge with wine like a Hallmark movie hero who wandered onto C-SPAN. August? He’s a commanding lifeguard at the beach, bravely protecting you from sunburn and boring boyfriends. November? He’s serving Thanksgiving dinners to people in need – and somehow still finding the perfect lighting. Is it wholesome? Mostly. Is it silly? Very. Is it just a tiny bit sexy in the way a CVS planner absolutely shouldn’t be? You bet your turtle-neck sweater it is. This parody calendar is the perfect gag gift for: • your best friend who appreciates “dad vibes” • women who find him mysteriously attractive • gay men with excellent taste in absurd political thirst traps • anyone who misses when jokes used to come printed on paper instead of tweeted at 3 a.m. Give it for Valentine’s Day, birthdays, white-elephant parties, or as a surprise present that says: “I support democracy, but I REALLY support good bone structure.” Product Details (said in serious announcer voice) • 12 glorious months of 2026 • High-quality full-color printing • Different tongue-in-cheek scene every month • Wall-hanging format • Works even if you don’t live in California • 3/8" silver wire coil binding with centered hanging hole for easy flipping and display • Thick 270 gsm semi-gloss paper for vibrant, crisp photo print quality • Compact 10.8" × 8.4" size that fits small walls and workspaces • Clear monthly date grids (holidays not marked) for straightforward planning • Recyclable once binding wire is removed It’s bold. It’s ridiculous. It’s a joke gift that turns “Spreading delight through satire, parody, and puns” into an actual, physical object. Because nothing says “Happy New Year” like giving someone a calendar they have to explain to their parents.
